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Chris Brown’s Neighbors Hate Him

Chris Brown's neighbors didn't need to get punched in the eye and bit in the cheek to realize that he's an asshole of the highest degree. They learned the easy way that the craft project Urkel is a...

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Jenna Jameson Bikini Pictures Show the Adult Film Star’s Still Got It, Front...

    Yes, Yes, I know, former porn star turned bikini candids seems like a lessening of the skin, as it were, but I'm still pretty damn fascinated with Jenna Jameson and the few other adult film stars...

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Scarlett Johansson’s Tight Avenger Outfit of the Day

Here’s some dumpy shit that’s marketed as being hot for all the virgin losers who love all things comic book and the women in costumes who are bringing their fantasies they’ve jerked off to since they...

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Listen: Indigo Girls’‘Making Promises’

It’s certainly no secret that I am a HUGE fan of the Indigo Girls (I actually discovered them around the same time as Tori Amos!) and my gals Amy Ray and Emily Saliers are back with their fourteenth...

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Jessica Alba’s Mom Tits in a Tube Dress with Uma Thurman Tits of the Day

Here are some pictures of mom of two, Jessica Alba, at some event showing off tit like she still has what she had in “Honey”….you know the movie Cash Warren, her husband, still jerks off to because...

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Megan Fox Tight Pants of the Day

Here are some pictures of Megan Fox in some tight pants that I am only posting because I thought I could see vagina definition but didn’t see any vagina definition, you know seeing her pussy lip stick...

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Bitch Got Caught: The Mariah Yeater Edition

This is why little ass girls should leave the big cons to the Alexis Carringtons of the world who have trained their whole lives in the craft of scheming and would never make an amateur bitch mistake...

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Adrienne Curry’s Topless Cry for Attention of the Day

I don’t know why I hate Adrienne Curry…I don’t know why she annoys me so much….maybe I am just sensitive cuz she told me off on Twitter and even though I owned her…cuz she was gifted in the craft of...

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Michelle Williams White Hot Channeling Marilyn for GQ

Michelle Williams is one of those rather serious (and talented) thespianics who can move you with her work on the screen, and, more importantly, move you with the removal of her clothes on the screen,...

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DGA and SAG Awards Bring Out The Celebrity Hotties (Including My Future Wife,...

Of all the award shows, the SAG awards are probably the leader in self-masturbatory displays of ego-indulgence and whining about the under-appreciation of the 'craft'. And the DGA awards are not far...

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Courtney Stodden Does the Marilyn For Presidents Day of the Day

What a clever little bottom feeder….she’s so thematic with her stunts…whether it be a sexy santa claus for Christmas, a half naked slut in love for Valentines Day or Marilyn Monroe panty flashing for...

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‘Spring Breakers’ Topless Extras Caught Being Topless Extras

Yours truly was an extra once on the set of a beach movie. I drank fake beer for 10 hours, burnt the shizz out of my shnozz, walked back and forth between the same ten foot plot of sand over and over...

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Julianne Hough in a Bikini for Glamour UK June 2012 of the Day

The best thing about pro dancers is that they are just so excited to not be strippers…and to not be working an office job, teaching dance to retards or kids to keep in touch with their craft they spent...

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

James Peterson, our new fist-pumping champion of the world! New Jersey is already hanging its head today, because it's always hungover and it's Jersey, but today it's hanging its head extra lower in...

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Michael Fassbender does GQ

Oh gosh, I love me some Michael Fassbender (just like my friends over at Cele|bitchy), the Irish / German hottie is featured on the June 2012 cover of GQ magazine. There’s something so damn sexy about...

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Freida Pinto Upskirt Scores Another Win for Cannes-Tastic Hotness

The whole Cannes Film Festival has been starting to bug me the past few years. I kind of finally got used to its self-importance and annual Sean Penn appreciation days, and even Roman Polanski coming...

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Kristen Stewart Topless and Two-Fisting Handy in ‘On The Road’

Let me say this first, Kristen Stewart is a very serious actress and artist who works daily to perfect her craft and enhance the level of her performance, and to take a few topless stills of her from...

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LiLo Goes Back To Ginge

The minions of Lucifer must be flicking icicles off of their dicks today, because two miracles happened this week: 1. Lindsay Lohan actually completed all 20-something shooting days of that low-budget...

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The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.9.12

“Even Shia LaBeouf didn’t shit on our craft like this.” – Banksy Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, your weekend’s bounty of celebrity tomfoolery not worthy of Fish’s words. I’m not going to...

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Open Post: Hosted By The Book-Murdering Lauren Conrad

Here's the Demon Book Butcherer of The Hills, Lauren Conrad, cutting the internal organs out of books in the shittiest craft project ever. This is totally Belle from Beauty and the Beast's recurring...

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